This meeting will now come to order... 
please take your seats.
The minutes of the last meeting will be read,
The minutes of the last meeting will be read.
Old business, new business. 
There's a motion on the floor.
Do we review new applications?
State your qualifications...Be specific!

Pounding my head against a brick wall,
Finally got smart, wised up, gotta look out for myself now.
I know better now. 
I know better now.
Won't do it again. 
Won't do it again!

Tell us about yourself. 
What events have brought you to us?
How did you reach this decision? 
Are you aware of our function?
The consequences and restrictions of this organization.....
Be reminded we're looking for slip-ups, 
Indicating a lack of conviction!

Gave myself a little credit. 
I won't repeat past mistakes,
mistrust my feelings. 
Learn from my experiences.
I know better now. 
I know better now.
Won't do it again. 
Won't do it again!

Administer the serum. 
Where's that list of questions?
We all know why we're here, so let's get down to it!!!!

There must be order! There must be order! 
Shocking revelations.
We are all deeply affected, but how many times?
How many times must they get burned before they learn that basic lesson?
Recondition their behavior. 
Reprogram their responses!
 
Only stupid people fail to see that it's a bad thing.
Maybe in the Eighties but I doubt it.
Maybe in the Eighties but I doubt it.
Maybe in the Eighties but I doubt it.

We're concerned about our members / I know better now.
Ours is a very select group / Won't do it again.
Go home and think about it / I know better now.
Come back tomorrow and we'll talk some more / Won't do it again.

Gentlemen let's break early.
We've all got things to do.